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Lyrics
Sitting in a cafe
Talking to a lady
Having a discussion ’bout s-e-x
She was in her early thirties
Talking to me kind of dirty
I was totally excited but a nervous wreck
then she told me that before we’d ever get to the mat
I’d have to walk her to the altar
What’d I think about that?
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Quickly!
How much do I owe
It’s time for me to go
What she wants to do ain’t on the menu
So hey maitre d’
Snap one, two, three
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Called her up the next day
Said meet me in the cafe
Told her I was hasty
Could we try once more
The red wine, candle light
Couldn’t keep the subject light
It headed for the gutter like the night before.
Then she leaned over and whispered with her drop dead lips
How’s about we settle down and raise ten kids
(Chorus)
I’m in control
I’m doing fine
I could walk away at any time
As a matter of fact I ain’t calling her back
Back again the next night
Giving in to Miss Right
Taking her home to meet my mom and dad
I told her I would gladly wait
For wedding bells to consummate
Even if those cold showers drove me mad
Then she gave me that I want you right now look with her eye
As her toe started climbing up my thigh
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(Chorus)
Credits
Jon Michaels / Paul Jefferson
One evening, I had a date with this lovely woman. We were having a late night dinner and in the middle of our discussion, she leaned into me and shared that before she and I would ever be intimate, we would have to be married. She then lean back and waited for my response. This sons is verbatim ( well at least the first verse and chorus is) The rest of it is totally for fun.
