W-O-M-A-N

Lyrics

Back in the days of Neanderthals
Men hunted, grunted,
Drew pictures up on walls.
Lived in caves, never bathed.
If it wasn’t for our better half
We’d be that way today.
I’m convinced what makes a man a man is
W-O-M-A-N

WOMAN
Can’t live without ’em.
Wouldn’t even want to try.
Oh no not I
Ain’t no dog man’s best friend
It’s W-O-M-A-N

Now according to ancient history
A mighty man named Samson was as strong as he could be.
Got his strength from his wavy long hair
No man could bring him harm
No man would even dare.
Guess you know who brought him down in the end
W-O-M-A-N

(Chorus)

Everything men are
Everything men do
Seems to revolve around you know who
No there aint no doubt
Who carries the clout
Hell, I’m spelling it out

Now guys, when we die
Go up to heaven
We’ll meet Peter at them “Pearlies”
And ask for his permission,
To come on in and meet with the Boss
Well we better bring some roses in a crystal vase.
‘Cause there’s no telling God may be one of them
I’m talking W-O-M-A-N

(Repeat Chorus)